Saturday, February 11, 2006
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should I tell you all what dear squiddy val soh did on friday, just before English? yes, i should. HAHA. sorry val I'm being a bad bad father eh.The scorching sun beat down relentlessly on the ground, its rays cast down in all directions. Valsoh and Valteo were tanning themselves right outside their classroom at the common corridor. Their English teacher hadn't arrived for her lesson yet and the class was enjoying the little time they had to talk. The two tentacled beasts of the sea [US we are OCTOPUS AND SQUID!] leaned against the railings, staring at the ground below wearily. Valsoh sighs heavily and drawls, " I want to jump down [COMMIT SUICIDE?!]..."
"Me tooooo..." Valteo groans.
"Why do you want to commit suicide?"
SILENCE.
Valteo hears the dreaded pounding of footsteps and high-heeled shoes at the stairs nearby.
Sigh.
"Why do YOU wanna jump down then?" Valteo asks her partner curiously.
Valteo sees some hair emerging from the staircase. Two clumps of charcoal-black hair, in fact.
Sigh.
"Because.."
Valteo sees the clumps of hair, hears the crescendo-ing footsteps and sees her english teacher's torso appearing from the stairs.
Sigh.
miss chen approaches our classroom, carrying the orange SingHealth slingbag she always carries with her [and observation made by graciepoo]. Approaching...
"BECAUSE MY AUDREY NOT AROUND!!!" Valsoh declares.
"OI!" valteo slaps valsoh on the wrist. The partners whirled around, and to their horror [especially valsoh's], their teacher is RIGHT BEHIND THEM and she'd probably heard valsoh's bold declaration!
The tentacled freaks screamed and dashed into the classroom to start the lesson and get back their commonwealth essays [much to valteo's dismay].
Okay. I've learnt a very important lesson- NEVER, by all means, stand at the common corridor. I was standing at the corridor on Wednesday when lulu happened to pass. I immediately dashed forward, screaming "LULU LULU LOOLOOOOO!" with my arms outstretched. Unfortunately I'd forgotten that my lit teacher was walking right in front of me, and when she suddenly turned around to talk to my friend...
GASP.
i bet my lit teacher really thinks i'm crazy.
BUT i'd rather my lit teacher think I'm crazy than declare that I'm going to commit suicide in front of my eng teacher! HAHA. valsoh ah valsoh...
Octeopus rambled on and on and on, on
7:42 PM.
