Monday, March 28, 2005
Monday, full of homework as usual

Today. Hectic... Running everywhere in the school. First we went for assembly. Did a bit of running with tempura coz we were late. well at least I met... HiLarY!!! my sec 3 senior... assembly was dreary and boring and you know what, we have to donate to some ORA walk-a-jog thing. SiCK of donations. We've been donating ceaselessly to the tsunami aid fund, St. Luke's Home and now this. GIMME A BREAK! some of my friends from China don't have any relatives here other than their parents, so they had to go to the shopping centres to get donations! Haishh... But it's all for a good cause, no doubt.
As usual, I dashed up to the Science Lab for physics after assembly and on the way I met vicky and val tan and tabby and it was so funny!!! they all look pretty different in pinafores... too bad i didnt see dotty....
Physics was kind of boring until I got back my formative assesment and jumped for joy because I had gotten full marks... I don't know why I'm doing so well for science nowadays. probably coz I studied for the physics test. After physics was recess. And my friend ang ku kueh is beginning to stick to me like glue again.... I managed to avoid her by crouching under the long tables in the Lab and zooming down the dark stairway, and took a shortcut back to class. ang ku kueh came in later and ordered me to go to the general office with me but i REALLY DIDNT WANNA... coz I had to do some MEP stuff and eat.... Eating in class is against the rules but I do it very often... muahahahaha... since i'm dieting it's really easy to pop bits of muesli bar into my mouth while hiding under the tables in class. just taking precautions!
I got back my MEP test paper today. WOWEE I cant believe I got top 10... but 85/100 isnt exactly professional so I still have a lot of catching up to do. MEP was kind of ok and the dance nearly killed me.
On my way back to class I almost knocked into SNOOPY who looked at me so quizzically. I think I blushed a little coz well, snoopy is kinda cute but blur and everything... So we greeted each other and we stood there looking at each other awkwardly and then he walked off to 103... SO... SO... WOW!!!!!! SNOOPY ROCKS!
well.... I really gotta go now... mom's a-yellin! byeeeeeeeeeeeeE
**renfu loves crocodile and gorilla and banana republic**

Sunday, March 27, 2005
baptismal...

okok... got up SUPER early just to go out for breakfast... but it tasted so good... yummy... gOOd news, mom told me the treadmill that we bought will be delivered to our place TOMOLO! yeah I can't wait to get started on my exercise. then we went to fetch my eldest aunt and uncle and then we fetched AGOGO. It's a cryin shame Kenneth wasnt able to go for the baptismal service. awwwww......
Today was a very special day coz euGenE and I were gonna get baptized... AND because it's Easter Sunday. and then shortly after we arrived at church EUGENE CAME with his GIRLFRIEND jolin or what... dunno the correct spelling to her name. ya and they were so loving and they were holding hands most of the time. Just as the service was about to commence eugene's mom came and BY THE WAY eugene's momma is my 2nd uncle's wife, which makes her my 2nd aunt... ok... then service and everything went about as normal, except for some things... Firstly, mom was invited to be a "guest speaker" at the little children's Sunday School so agogo and I had the sermon without mom... SO LONELY! just kidding. changes are good. hahahaha...
I think agogo and I were kind of restless during the sermon coz agogo kept digging into her bag and I kept fidgeting... out of nervousness... The moment the sermon ended agogo and I went to the toilet just so that we could catch a glimpse of mom teaching the children... hahaha... too bad I'd outgrown sunday sch long ago.
When we returned pastor was making announcements. BY THE WAY the pastor happens to be my 3rd uncle... I have SO MAAAANY relatives lohrz! oh then he began to talk about the baptismal service. He began by saying that the baptismal would be conducted at the beach in East Coast Park. Then he said so loudly: "... and the candidates who will be baptized are BROTHER EUGENE GAN AND SISTER VALERIE TEO... omg I had the fright of my life. SISTER???? ok, I'm NOT THAT OLD. maybe eugene is considered a Brother but I'd rather not be called SISTER... I sound very ah ma liddat! never mind.
Then two other new members gave their own testimonials and I was so nervous that I clutched agogo's hand so tightly. When the testimony time was done pastor called the two new members , eugene and I to stand in front of the congregation. Boy, although I was a high "I" for the disc workshop (means that I like to be on stage to get attention) I was still super nervous and eugene was standing beside me and he seemed so relaxed. Up there I was wondering how come eugene could be so relaxed. Well, I guess that's because more than half the church don't know him well at all... HOW SAD! for me, I am like so well-known in church so everyone keeps staring at me. And some of them didn't know that eugene and I were cousins.... hahahahahahahahaha....
So pastor asked if we had any testimony to share and we unanimously shook our heads.... of course, what do you expect? we weren't prepared at all! So pastor just asked the church if there was any objections to us getting baptized, and other stuff like that. Then we prayed, and I noticed that many people were clicking on their cameras, taking pictures of us... i am not camera shy but I don't like to have my picture taken, without my permission. I also felt kind of embarrassed because I was standing beside eugene and he is very short. I am almost as tall as him. hee hee hee... finally we were allowed to go back to our seats. HENG......
After that pastor briefed eugene and I in his office... So cute! pastor showed us how he was gonna dunk us into the water and the way he did it to eugene was SUPER DUPER HILARIOUS. My dad had to fetch so many people to the beach: my family, agogo, eugene, jolin, eugene's momma, my grandma, and my eldest aunt's family. THE RIDE WAS SO MuCH FUN!!!!
In the van, there wasnt much room left so eugene had to sit with agogo and I... Boy, we really drove him crazy. How were two giggling girls capable of amusing a guy 10 years older than us? er... you'll find out...
We showed eugene the photos of fang, leng and I dressed up like crazy people... and we showed him the picture of FANG in my grandma's oversized shirt and pants. then he laughed and laughed and he happened to see some weird pics of me in my RGS uniform! OH no! i was so embarrassed... and then we sang many stupid songs that involved kissing and mushy stuff. Then we giggled and giggled and laughed and laughed like mad. OH YES. THE BEST PART. We told eugene that he was a crab. Because in the Spongebob show, one of the characters is a money-minded, red crab named EUGENE H. KRABS. hahaha! he's Mr Krabs, the owner of The Krusty Krab. Come to think of it, that's my email address. Yay... and eugene was kind of amused and he said that agogo and I were very cute... and I think i almost died. hahahaha.... well he did go a little crazy.
When we got to the beach, eugene went to change while I got ready for to be baptized. Eugene and I took off our shoes and stood barefooted in the beach. the sand was fine and soft, but rather prickly. The view was wonderful and I could see dark, vague silhouttes of boats heading for batam or something... We sang a few songs, pastor did an introduction on baptismal services and we prayed. As we were singing, I noticed that eugene and I were actually playing with the sand. We were kicking the sand all around, and he was apparently nervous too. Eugene went into the water with pastor first. Pastor held him by the collar, then dunked him in backwards. It was a fast process but clearly eugene did not enjoy the taste of the seawater. he warned me that the water was really salty. thanks a lot... =) Pastor grabbed my hand and we waded into the water, further and further in. It seemed like a really long way from the shore and I was a little afraid. The water rose from knee-deep to slightly around my diaphragm. Then pastor tugged at my collar and SPLASH... I was in the water. There was water in my ears, in my mouth and in my nose. AAAAARGH! eugene was right, the water was saltier, perhaps even saltier than salt itself!
After that eugene and I went to change and dry off, had a bit of bee hoon and rice and it started raining. So agogo and I went to the van with the others and this time we had to sit with jolin. We didnt talk much, probably because I was exhausted and famished. Agogo and I went to my place for lunch. First I went to take a bath, then agogo and I watched White Chicks and had Fish and Chips and waffles for lunch. Yummy... AWWWWW then it was time for agogo to go homeeee....
It was so much fun today, mainly bcoz I MANAGED TO DRIVE EUGENE CRAZY!

Saturday, March 26, 2005
Eventful lunchieeee

Sizzlers again... well, agogo and I are TOO familiar with that place, having been there with EUGENE (that has no connection to wat i was saying) and ok, I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSHIE ON ANY OF MY MALE COUSINS. okae? I love eugene and daniel... well, as COUSINS. OK! yeah.
So anyway I went there for lunch with the church care and share group : sister aileen, the pink man, shirley, joanna, val tan's family and my family. AND! not forgetting daniel... It was sort of a faredy-well lunch coz daniel's going for NS soon... AwwwwwwwWW! And I was the first to arrive, even though I went to Toa Payoh shopping centre to buy a Zhang Dong Liang CD and WUHA music videos... yay yay yayy... Didnt really eat much, only ate a plate of coleslaw and salmon, ice cream and three bowls of mushroom soup. YUmMY! and then... agogo, do you know who is UNCLE KIM MENG? ok. He is the man who is kind of ROUND, kind of SHORT and always stands at the little corner of the large church hall. You know, the corner where we always take the church bulletin (the colourful paper)?? never mind. i'll show you on sunday. So I played some notty tricks on him and he didnt even notice. Coz he's blur and funny and sounds a bit like a girl.
And... daniel and I talked... while walking to the carpark. AND HOW UNCANNY IT IS THAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT STEFANIE JASON AGOGO GOH YI YING. ya... daniel asked me why YIYING always look at him and his friends (who are gals) in church. HA HA HA. laughed and howled like a banshee. OK I'll leave agogo to answer that herself. coz I gotta go.
And SAM, your miss ho could be MY miss ho because MY miss ho said she used to teach young children. UNCANNY, right? hahaha...

*renfu* the queen of lameness and humour (well it IS true)

Wednesday, March 23, 2005
reminiscing old memories

Yesterday I went back to RSS to pass CROCO her belated bdae present. at the same time I passed gorilla her belated xmas present. SORRY! I got croco a nice picture frame. and in the picture frame there was a picture of WILLLLBERRRR! so I got to keep will's picture.
I was so glad to be back in RSS after such a long time. I was home again. first I went to find gorilla and then I went to surprise croco with her present. yay... my brilliant plan worked! muahahahaha...... Then croco and I talked for a while, then I went to find Mr Ong. I really missed him so much. talked to him for a long long time. About 45 minutes i think.
Then I got to play on the school's new mini grand piano. I LOVE IT! When I played my grade 8 songs on the grand piano it sounded exactly like how the songs were played on the CD... yay... I'll be performing on it in September. Can't wait... I love that piano.
Oh yes. Mom's going to buy me a treadmill and maybe when I'm taking diploma (2 more years) I might get a mini grand piano just like the one in RSS!
... after all, didnt you know that wang ren fu played the piano in the Boyfriend music video?? :)

Marrybrown opened

There's this new fast food restaurant called Marrybrown. It's a stone's throw away from my house, so my parents and I went there for dinner last friday. It's a place with a really nice ambience. And the unique thing about it is that some of the chairs are actually swings dangling a metre above ground. So many little kids were begging their parents to take them there. Of course, I'm not one of them.
We sat at a normal table with NORMAL chairs and mom went to order our food. I think Marrybrown's trying to sell a combination of KFC, McDonald's and hawker food. That's nice. I had fried chicken and a fish and cheese burger. Yum....... I glanced around the room. There were SO MANY little children and SO MANY BALLOONS! OH NO.... Little children love to carry balloons and do really stupid things with them... And there was one example, sitting right behind me. A very young toddler was clutching a huge balloon and was banging it against the floor. Soon.... BAAAAANG! I jumped up immediately. I nearly dropped my burger. I was breathing heavily and unsteadily, shuddering with fear. I HATE BALLOONS. I HATE LITTLE KIDS WHO PLAY WITH BALLOONS. I was so scared I almost screeched in the restaurant. I think I could have died. Silly, abysmally foolish child, I thought. I almost lost my cool and was even thinking of walking out of the restaurant. But I decided everyone has different fears so I stayed, looking cautiously at ANYONE who was carrying a balloon. My left ear hurt terribly. It was as if my left ear drum was gradually splintering. I felt so deaf then.
Other than that horrible balloon incident, I was pretty happy. The food was absolutely superb and I guess I should take the rest of 5566 there one day.
... hopefully there won't be anymore balloons.

The Last Meeting

OH YEARGH! Last tuesday while I was typing my geog PT my stupid ex-piano teacher called up. She told me to go and meet her at the bus stop near my house to get my Grade 7 certificate from her. Procrastination! She had actually received my certificate some time in January and she was supposed to pass it to me that time! But she tuo and tuo until last tuesday.
I really didn't want to go and meet such a revolting person like her but after all it was my certificate... So I pulled my maid, Aisha, along with me. aisha has a really bad impression of that ex-piano teacher, whose name is MISS Ho. See? She's in her thirties but she isn't married at all. That's because she is an adversely obese woman who has no dress sense at all. One humid day she even turned up at my place wearing a hot-pink bikini. My goodness I was freakin pissed but I almost died of laughter... HAHAHAHAA... She doesnt hafta worry about wearing a bikini coz only a crackpot would peep at her boobs or something. I doubt the most perverse bloke wouldn't even dare to go near her, let alone touch her... coz her boobs are disgustingly big (sorry for the RA stuff) and she's a living legacy of a human bouncing ball. yup. She doesnt teach patiently and she thinks she's always right. When miss Ho comes for lessons, she won't even bother to greet my grandma. So my grandma was freakin pissed with her too. GOOD!
Anyway! Aisha and I walked to the bus stop unhappily. We were gonna have to walk a REEEALLY long distance. Bear in mind that the bus stop I'm talking about isn't the one right next to my block. It's all the way across the two football fields. But it was a thrilling time. And highly hilarioius too. We were gossiping about miss Ho and SHE WAS LATE! Although we took our own sweet time to get there, she wasnt at the bus stop until about ten minutes later. When a big SBS bus stopped by, we hid behind a pillar, looking out for miss Ho. Ok, I was SO NERVOUS. I walked up to her, and she gave me the certificate. I mumbled my thanks and walked off. But i couldn't help but take one last look at her. She was MUCH FATTER, MUCH MORE HORRID and her hair was MUCH MORE WHITER. eeewwwwww... gross.... And she was so scantily dressed. Her massive fats were showing so none of the cheeko peh at the bus stop bothered to look at her. yay. and then I ran all the way home, feeling as if a large stone had been lifted from my heart.
... and that was the last I'd see of her.

bowLinG

agogo and I went bowling on Sunday... hahahazz... wish I could have asked leng and fang along but our car had no room for two more ppl... coz eugene and his girlfriend came along to the CSC and his girlfriend looks SO different... her hair is very... erm... electrocuted?? hahaaaa....
then agogo and I could hardly recognize her and agogo thought that eugene had changed girlfriend. OI my cousin wouldn't do such horrible things lah.
had lunch by the swimming pool... lunch was great.... we had fish and fries provencale (so chim for what), soup which tasted weird and ice lemon tea which was not as NORMAL as the usual canned or bottled ones. this one required us to add our own sweet syrup and we thought we'd get diabetes coz we added so much of the syrup into the tea!!
then my mom and eugene and his girlfriend wanted to buy some food from the nearby coffee shop so they went there while dad kept agogo and I company at the bowling alley. I didn't wear socks leh... but anyway I managed to sneakily get a pair of bowling shoes and agogo and I went off to BOWL. The first time round we kept missing and it was really frustrating yet motivating to see the ball roll into the dreaded drain... And when we even managed to knock down a few measly pins we clapped and jumped for joy. Well if leng leng was there she'd top our miserable scores... leng is the best bowler among us. We don't know about fang coz we have never ever seen her bowl before.
Anyway we had lots of fun and we bought icy cold milo and orange peel sweets. For the first game agogo won me by two points but I managed to strike just ONCE... then for the second game I won agogo by quite a lot coz her ball kept on rolling into the drain. poor agogo... poor bowling ball....
ya then it was time to go back and agogo, did you know that after that eugene and his girlfriend went SWIMMING??? OMG... quality time with each other. They're both really loving and everywhere they go we see them holding hands ALL THE TIME. wowee something like my parents. except my mom cant hold really tightly coz she has got stiff trigger fingers... awwww... ya then fetch agogo home... I accompanied her to the elevator and each time the door closed I'd open it again... how exasperating. so agogo took LOTS of time just to get up to her house on the fourth flooor.... ya...
so nicee.... i love 5566!!!!!!! i love tony i love jason i love sam i love rio (my dog)
*****posTeD by zAx wANg rEn fU****

Saturday, March 19, 2005
batam retreat

16 March 2005. I left for batam... without my parents... all by myself... well, along with the Girls Brigade!!! I started out just knowing one of the TWO sec ones in my group. I wasn't looking forward to this camp AT ALL. I felt so seasick on the ferry, and I only had yun xi to talk to then. So on the first day of the camp, I was PLAIN MISERABLE.
However my room mates were really friendly. I shared a room with charissa tang, liying(siao) and gladys (someone who happens to be my neighbour)... and I was the only sec one around. Hahahahahaha...
Second day of camp I began to socialize and felt much happier. I was in GROUP THREE aka ORANGEANS!!!!!!! we are the orangeans!!! yeah!!! group consisted of... SABRINA. our weird leader. DOROTHY. aka SGT. KANG DOROTHY, DOT, DOTS, DOTTY... and most recently... BORATHY. hahaha. Dots makes a really good ghost.... moving on we have... LI-ANNE. the sanest one yet. JINA. the one who's really sane too. HILARY. er... the lollipop pastor. LIYING. the siao one... SIXUAN. the quiet quiet one. AND ME!! THE YOUNGEST, CRAZIEST ORANGEAN. hahahaha... ya so after getting to know all of them we got along pretty well... and.... had lots of laughs.
LAST NIGHT OF THE CAMP. After group presentation, we had a game of CLUEDO, DOROTHY STYLE. ya... one moment Dots was around with our group, the next moment she'd disappeared so quickly. So did the seniors... Then we were told that in our game of CLUEDO.... we had to find our who had murdered DOTS... AND IT HAPPENED TO BE DOT'S BDAE TOO. then we just ran around looking for clues in DOT'S ROOM and it was so funny that I almost died laughing. dots really looked like sadako coz she was supposed to be acting as her own ghost... whoa.... so while the others screamed my group was shaking with laughter!!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CROCO AND BORATHY!!! hahahhahaaaaa!!!

Tuesday, March 15, 2005
The fruits meet again...

hi!! Just installed this beautiful song... Dang Ni Gu Dan Ni Hui Xiang Qi Shei.... by zhang dong liang! i find it very nice... well, the only time I ever heard it was during an advertisement LOOONG ago. Like it?? I'm the kind who likes really slow and sentimental songs like this and For You, Without Ur Love etc etc...
Yesterday the four of us- leng leng, fang, agogo and I went to Escape together!! It was so fun and it was a great opportunity for us to fellowship as a clique... after more than a month of not seeing each other... very gu dan... Lots of things happened yesterday... Most of them were rather unfortunate but FUNNEEEE!! hahaha...
Ok i went to fetch leng and agogo and leng was busy signing fang's bdae card. then when fang came in agogo and I distracted her while leng was hurriedly signing on the card... then we told fang we'd forgotten to bring her present and I wonder if she really really believed us... coz we were just pulling her leg!! We talked about lots of stuff in the food court and met this fat and large pri 5 boy from Red Swastika... then after a while we rushed to escape and queued up to buy tickets. Yi ying and fang were legally adults coz they had turned 13 already, while leng and I were still kids coz we had VERY LATE birthdays. The child fare was quite alright but the adult fare was EXPENSIVE... 16.50 per adult! we almost fainted... agogo had lost her ez-link card and fang had forgotten to bring hers so we decided to do something BAD.... instead of two adult tickets and two child tickets, leng asked the lady for FOUR child tickets and we were wondering if we'd get away with our little trick... In the end we were given all child tickets and we paid SO MUCH LESSER!!! thanks to leng! agogo was really jittery... haha... honestly I was a little jittery too!
First we took the pirate ship and leng and I had quite a wonderful time! At least agogo and fang didn't slobber all over my arms this time. Then we took family coaster... It isn't scary at all but quite jerky. We took the usual rides that weren't scary at all. THE GO-KART WAS SO FUN! I loved it! Now I think I have this burning desire to take my mom for a spin in HER car. haha... Leng leng was too short for the go-karts but somehow she managed to qualify for the ride anyway. that was really funny... HA,HA,HA. There was this fat woman who didn't know how to drive the go-kart, yet she wanted to race us... we all overtook her, except fang. I was driving behind her at a deadly pace and then she started blocking my path by zigzagging on the track. But eventually I overtook her when we were driving down the steep road. And for the three times that I drove the go-kart, NONE of my karts broke down, unlike last time! yay!!!
Leng and I took the Revolution ride... it was so scary that I almost died taking that ride. We were lifted high up in the air, side-by-side, then flung upside-down many times... Dunno how come leng was so brave! I was screeching like a mad hyena and I almost collapsed in fright... the prospect of being flung upside down in the air isn't very nice... But it was a little enjoyable. Maybe I'lll ride it again next time!!!
The best ride was the Wet & Wild flume ride but I doubt fang and agogo enjoyed it THOROUGHLY. The first time only leng and I could take the ride because fang and agogo's boat was spoilt or something... THEN the second time we took the ride, fang and agogo were in for a big surprise. On their way up the STEEPEST ramp to the STEEPEST slide, their boat got stuck quite high up and agogo was so scared that she was close to tears. leng and I were more fortunate, our boat got stuck just before we were about to go up the ramp. Leng and I climbed out of our boat with ease, but poor agogo and fang had to wait for an attendant to help them out. They climbed down this scary metal stairway... I imagine how frightening that was.... Agogo and fang were pretty disoriented and shocked after that incident.
The third time we took the ride we were quite unfortunate too. Or at least, i was. Standing behind me were two BIG BUSYBODIES. One was a caucasian woman who was about as old as SOURSOP and the other was this idiotic-looking man. The man was horrid, he was shouting at the staff and threatening them. He and the woman refused to let in many girls who wanted to join their friends who were already in the queue. After that the woman told one of the girls not to "blink" at her and the stupid idiotic man began shouting at the staff rudely. And the stupid idiotic woman told the girls, "If you want to come to the theme park, you MUST behave and stop jumping queues. It's not fair for me, you know. This is intolerable behavior...." I felt like giving the BA GONG ANG BA PO a big punch on the face. They were behaving very self-centeredly and they didn't spare a thought for the poor girl who queued SO LONG for her friends. She was so upset and her friends were enraged too. And because I was queueing for agogo and the rest, I feared that those idiotic ba gong and ba po would not let my friends in. The woman even approached me, telling me that I was NOT RIGHT to queue up for agogo... We argued a while and the man kept glaring at me, his serpent-eyes following me everywhere. Finally, when the ba gong and ba po had gone for their ride, agogo and the rest showed up. Wow, that was REALLY REALLY FORTUNATE FOR THEM!!!
Fourth time we took the Wet and Wild, leng leng refused to join us... LENG LENG WHY YOU LIKE THAT?? haha... never mind. So the fang queued up with leng while agogo and I went to ride the family coaster. When we returned about fifteen minutes later, we were shocked to find fang and leng at the start of the queue, again. Fang told us that when they were almost at the END of the queue, leng was hungry and went to buy some food while fang stayed back to queue. When leng returned this idiotic man refused to let leng join bao fang and insisted that leng go back to the start of the queue. Fang angrily joined leng at the start of the queue, and then agogo and I came along. We were so pissed off by these kind of idiotic people, who think that they'rethe self-righteous bosses who can order others around without sparing a thought for their feelings. Anyway, fang and I peeled the paint off the railings out of boredom and finally our turn came. The three of us shared a boat (I sat at the back) and off we went. We enjoyed our ride a lot!! Then leng leng, fang and I went to ride the Rainbow while agogo took the pirate ship instead. I thought Rainbow was really scary at first, but after taking it THRICE, I thor0ughly enjoyed it! The feeling of being plunged down at a high speed was really exhilarating and I wished I could have taken that ride more. haha... That was the end of our trip to escape... but it wasn't over YET...
We fetched fang home first. We got out of the car and sang her the bdae song REALLY LOUDLY and presented our gift to her. Then we made her open it in front of us... She liked the gift a lot. IT WAS A MUG WITH TWO 3-D CATS ON IT! THEN THERE WAS A NICE NOTE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP THERE AND ON THE CUP IT SAID "WORLD'S GREATEST FRIEND". we exchanged hugs and left for my house. Back at home, Leng changed her clothes while agogo and I took a refreshing bath... While I was bathing I had to holler instructions on how to use the toilet to agogo... That was really funny too... After bath we watched a bit of 5566 at the Hong Xing Da Jiang 2005 and had pizza, fried rice, chicken wings and garlic bread for dinner. It was quite different without fang around but nevertheless we enjoyed ourselves too. After dinner we helped leng with her summary(that was fun) . We were thinking of playing Susu And Papaya or Felicia And Mark(a new game) but we couldnt do it without fang. Fang was supposed to be felicia and our camera man. We almost played 5566 too but realized that although leng was TONY SUN, I was ZAX and agogo was XU MENG ZHE, WE NEEDED BAO FANG TO BE SAM WANG SHAO WEI!!!!!!! so in the end we decided that 5566 without sam was not really nice so we watched a movie instead. Leng called her grandaunt and had some problems with her so she had to rush home immediately. Then after fetching leng home I went to agogo's house for a while and then I went home....
It was SUCH a fun day that the moment my head landed on the pillow, I immediately fell fast asleep.

I LOVE YUN LENG, BAO FANG AND YI YING!
I LOVE BANANA, KIWI AND MANGO!
I LOVE CHRISTINA, SAMMI AND STEFANIE!
I LOVE TONY SUN XIE ZHI, SAM WANG SHAO WEI AND JASON HSU MENG ZHE!!!!!
I LOVE BANANA REPUBLIC....
well actually they all mean the same thing!

Sunday, March 13, 2005
start the hols with a BANG

wow it was so cool! yesterday went to miss bernice tay's wedding and i got to see xie lao shi... omg miss her like siao! then today went out with yi ying... as usual... so fun!!! yi ying and i were crazy just now coz back in church we were like making really weird noises... like... yi ying went to ask my cousin daniel whether he had a girlfren... oh yi ying what have you done to my cousin????!!!! then we were trying to come up with many different ways to say "eugene" (ok that's stupid, eugene is my cousin by the way) and then... she went behind him... and yiying did something mad... she went up behind him and said "eeeeuuugeeeeeeennnnee!!!" like some ah gua!!!!!!! wow I have been with him for such a long time and I have NEVER dared to speak to him like that!!!! ok anyway i did it too... yucks.... must have lost my head then!!
i'm getting baptised in easter. ok that is good news and even better news is that eugene will be baptised on the same day too!!!! only the two of us this time round... so it's really really special. yay... yiying will definitely turn up for my baptismal.... RIGHT????
haishhh... i realised that every day, many people are dying, and i thought of that coz there's a funeral going on at my void deck. oh man i dont like the chanting coz they do it at night while i'm sleeeeeeeping!!!!! furthermore the carpark lots are ALWAYS occupied bcoz of the relatives of the deceased who drive.... so yesterday my dad had to park his private bus right in front of a heap of vomit... eeeeeww!!! those residents at the three-room flats opposite my house really have no GONG DE XIN...........
I'm practically shaking with excitement. In exactly ELEVEN hours, mom and I will be in our car, on our way to yun leng, yi ying and fang's houses..... the four of us are FINALLY going to meet each other after a long, long time!!! fortunately leng leng can make it or else I'd be decapitating myself... been planning this outing for a looooooooong time!! mom will be fetching us REALLY early to go to downtown east... the four of us will have breakfast at the foodcourt or somewhere... take a walk... and..... at TEN O'CLOCK SHARP we will dash to Escape theme park!!!! hopefully we'll be one of the first to reach there and we can take ANY RIDE WE LIKE! no harrowing queues!!! yay... I really wish I could call leng leng up... but she's at her granny's place! awww geeee! oh well, i should call fang first then...
last time we went to escape, yun leng couldnt make it... we were so sad... yi ying and fang were SO SO scared when they were on the pirate ship that both of them were clinging on to my arms like a vice! and i think yi ying slobbered all over my arm. personally I love the pirate ship coz it swings up and down, like a colossal pendulum. I've sat on ALL ends of it and if you're as scared as fang and agogo, better not sit right at the end of the ship!! Because when the ship swings upwards on your side, you'd be RIGHT at the topmost part of the ship, many many meters above ground level so sitting in the middle is the BEST. at least leng leng and fang dont mind taking it tomorrow, as long as they sit in the middle. hahahazz... LENG LENG has declared over the phone that she will sit the INVERTER (omg!!!!) and I'm gonna make sure she does (just kidding i wont torment my best friend like that)... WE ARE GONNA KEEP RIDING THE GO KART ADVANCED TRACK AND THE FLUME RIDE!!!! yay.... I was dreadfully unfortunate last time i went on the go-kart... my cart broke down, right at the top of the steep steep road. boy, was I panicky... yi ying and fang had to go scream at the attendant for help... thanks you guys... oh, and my little boat broke down to. I was struggling to steer the boat back to the "dock" when it was time for me to stop... SERIOUSLY, I DONT WANNA EXPERIENCE DEJA VU TOMORROW!!!!
yesterday was fang's bdae and I bought her a nice present, on behalf of the banana gang... better not write down first, in case fang visits this blog today... well, fang, that's for us to know and you to find out... tomorrow!

Tuesday, March 08, 2005
I'm freee but lethargic!

hahaha!!! free from my geog PT for a day! free from everything! ....coz i did my hw in school... hahaha!!!!!
I love my japanese class! it rocks my socks!! especially my good frenz val soh and mavis and gwen.... hahaha... yup i am the cheeko soh of class J1F coz I love to point out that our ex-jap teacher has five colossal spare tires. hee hee hee I'm practically rolling about with laughter. there's no homework bcoz of all the common tests around and i just finished both tests (summative and formative) for higher chinese, maths, history, MEP and science... still got geog PT, gym test and english and lit summative assessments... WOW my 2 fave subjects left.
I see myself in the mirror every day. on tiring, weary days, I think I'm fat and large and on happy days I think that I'm just right and that puberty is causing all these weight changes. I find my meaty thighs and arms and legs growing harder and more muscly... My cullottes, which used to be far too tight, became real loose! I just wore them today and they were about three centimeters loose. well at least my stomach's growing smaller but I'm getting heavier!! hmph my PE teacher says it's due to muscle development and puberty. okay, so most girls' perception of "puberty" is when your PMS arrives. not really lah and anyway i'm not conducting some sexuality education talk here!
lessons here at rgs are so different, and so are the people. I have malay friends who study chinese.... wow pei fu pei fu... i have chinese frenz who study malay... wow pei fu pei fu... hahahazzz!!! I'm feeling really physically and mentally drained now but I won't stop blogging...
Yun Leng i'm sorry I haven't had time to call you in the last few days. I was so busy preparing for my tests. but i miss you a lot still. we'll be best friends to the end, along with yiying and bao fang... i hope.... hmmm an important reminder: MY GIRLS BRIGADE CAMP IS DURING THE MARCH HOLS, FROM WEDNESDAY TO FRIDAY. we'll be staying in a private suite with a private swimming pool in Batam... so awesome! kind of looking forward to it.
okie dokey I have to go to bed now... or mom'll be yelling.... hahazzz... byeeeeE
*da jia dou chuan zhe LA BA KU!!!*

Monday, March 07, 2005
Gong Lao Shi

Gong lao shi is the cutest, funniest, bubbliest teacher in rgs. I can't say she's as pretty as xie lao shi coz that would be a miracle (no one is prettier than xie lao shi). gong is kind of stout, only because she's really short. haha... well, not EVERYONE is taller than xie lao shi after all.
I feel really comfortable talking to gong lao shi coz her personality is similar to xie lao shi's, but I don't think i should compare their looks coz obviously xie lao shi will win in that area.... ya... gong lao shi is so SWEEET!!!! she speaks like a deejay and she's pretty good at english too. nowadays the chinese teachers are all EFFECTIVELY bilingual.... from what i've noticed...
still......................
XIE LAO SHI AND CHEN LAO SHI ARE BETTER.

I LOVE JAPANESE! I LOVE IT LIKE SIAO!

wow today was great!!! i got all my work done, studied for my common tests and... today i went for japanese class and got back my exam paper... i wanted to be top three in my class BAAADLY... and.... i flipped over the paper... and found out... i got... 36.5/40 for the exam! YEAH! second highest in class, gonna aim for highest next time thank God......... whee!!!!!!!!!! hmmm i resolve to win jia ying in japanese from now on!!!
there is something wrong with ang ku kueh nowadays. she's all melancholic and irmelia and cheryl and atiqa (the nice nice gals frm one-oh-two) told me what ang ku kueh wrote abt the class in her blog... those stuff she wrote were kind of harsh. I must try to lift ang ku kueh's spirits... the problem is that i want to socialize with other nice girls in class, like michelle, willette, dorcas, annie (yay she likes WILBERRR too!) and the malays... ang ku kueh needs to know that i need my own space too, my own choice to make friends.
My japanese exam paper was full of careless mistakes. or rather, i'd clean forgotten what movie (eiga) and school (gako) were in jap.... and i actually wrote the 'wa' in "dewa arimasen" wrongly.... ARRRGH!!! could have gotten full marks! but i am contented with my listening paper, i got full marks for it... and I'm 2nd highest for the science summative assessment... got eight out of ten. not bad... I really hope I can do well for math and literature tomolo... and... ENGLISH!! no chance of excelling in chinese (SORRY XIE LAO SHI!!!) bcoz there are many many china girls in my class... their language proficiency is... superbly superb.

Sunday, March 06, 2005
Yi Ying and Kenneth

I always enjoy sundays the most! because I can go to church with yi ying and kenneth(from 6/7 2004). both of them are so fun to be with.... then we called ourselves K.T.V.... the K and V are so obvious lah. but if you were wondering who's T, that's yi ying... her new nickname is TINA.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
went to IKEA for lunch just now. and the cafe was so so crowded that yiying and kenneth and I took ages to find empty seats... I had to endure ages and ages of standing next to this family with 2 young children... and they were like VERY VERY YOUNG. "oh dear this is gonna be sheer torture!" i thought. for some reason i am scared of young children and i get scared when they cry or throw tantrums. so i just stood there while yi ying and kenneth stood somewhere else.
then while I was waiting this small little boy sitting near me held out this LONG and SHARP measuring tape and waved it at me and babbled lots of rubbish... I wanted to run and hide behind yi ying but we needed the seats desperately..... so i just nodded and smiled at everything he said. eeeeeeewww.............
worst thing was that i was completely surrounded by around three young young young children who all started screaming and crying and wailing.... oh dear... I was actually standing there, my knees like jelly and my face contorted... I felt bits of the cheesecake i had for breakfast running up my throat rapidly, reaching my mouth.... I almost had to run to the toilet coz I just felt SICK SICK SICK and IRRITATED IRRITATED IRRITATED. so i just smiled and smiled and smiled until I didn't vomit in the cafe. phew!!!!!
but lunch was really nice and yi ying could not finish her rice HA HA HA... and we went to the children's play area where there are many many rocking chairs and toys!!! and we played there for a while... then I realised that my butt was too big to fit into a little chair..... HAHAHAHA........ then we played cooking in the kitchen showrooms and we discovered some jam which expired in the year 2001!!!!! eeeeew......... yi ying was totally disgusted!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
yi ying and kenneth rock!!!!!!!! hope we can be good friends like this forever and ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aI shAnG wEi LAi dE nI... wEi Le yI ge Rou rUaN dE xIn.......

Saturday, March 05, 2005
so much to talk about!

yay! got everything done except to listen to my MEP test CD, finish my performance task and.... maths further practice. oh good then I'll be done and I'm going to the RSS swimming carnival!!!!! oooh yay....
enough of that la! after all that's happened, especially the zhixin incident, i realised that if a person loathes you, treat the person like sandpaper. sharpen yourself against that enemy and in the end you will benefit by becoming a better person. i like this song!! it's by WILBER PAN, title is AI SHANG WEI LAI DE NI.
I had such an embarrassing ordeal at the CD shop a few weeks ago. I was so blur that I didn't realise that I had only twenty bucks with me and I had not enough money to pay up for the two WILBER PAN CD I wanted to buy... huhhhh.... so in the end I was screaming kind of hysterically in the CD shop and the cashier told me to buy the WILL PASS ME THE MIC album first... when I have enough I am gonna buy the bi hu man bu album!!!
RGS.... aiyah.... it is a wonderful school but... the CCA is so disorganised! I'm in girls brigade and obviously I'm pretty sad about it.... I appealed for chinese orchestra bcoz they have guzheng there but... you know what the idiotic CCA HOD teacher said? she said "you don't like girls brigade why never join red cross or NCC?" idiotic... i really want to further my musical talent but how to do it with such difficult teachers like her? she PIAN PIAN dun want to let me in... and this teacher... she made my PE teacher cry!! poor thin....
RGS teachers are cute, though. especially... NODDY-HA AND SNOOPY AND MISS SIU AND CONNOLLY...
NODDY-HA is my math teacher and she's always nodding her head when she's teaching. and her surname is HA so... there you go...
SNOOPY!! HE IS REALLY THE CUTEST MALE TEACHER I'VE SEEN. he has so many nicknames: ERHARD'S BRO, BIBI AND BABA'S DAD, SAILORMOON,SNOOPY,TIGGER,LONG-EARS, ER ER AND YANG YANG... hahazz... his name is mr lim er yang and he teaches us ENGLISH and PHILOSOPHY... so sad though, I'm with connolly in speech and drama... SNOOPY has big ears and a big nose, hence the nickname snoopy came about. He likes to roll his eyes or simply roll them upwards when any of us tells a joke or fools around with him. and he hardly laughs, unless he sees this chio GEP teacher...
SNOOPY scares me in class often. Once when we were doing annotation homework in class, I had stupidly written the word ER HARD in large capital letters and forgot to erase it off. By the way, ER HARD is the brand of PE equipment we use in school but we call ER HARD snoopy's bro bcoz snoopy's name is ER YANG.... get it? ah, then SNOOPY walked towards my table. I didnt realise that he was staring at the word ER HARD until I decided to look up and accidentally flung my hair into his face... hahaha... he just kept on looking at then I smiled and he smiled too and then he walked away.
and once, we were doing an english common test and SNOOPY was walking around. I was reading my comprehension when I felt really HOT BREATH on my hair. I looked up and saw SNOOPY looking at my answers! OH OH OH SNOOPY WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO??????
hmmm CHEN LAO SHI AND XIE LAO SHI AND ALL MEMBERS OF BANANA REP ROCK!!! THANKS FOR BEING SO SUPPORTIVE...
gotta go do my geography now. Bye bYe!

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