Thursday, January 12, 2006
CRAZY day

OH essay woes. OH woe be to my pathetic commonwealth essay today. OH woe be to me for having writer's block. OH woe be to miss chen for having to mark my woeful commonwealth essay!
I shall quote from someone: "dont cry over spilt milk." ah so i shall not talk about my woeful essay no more.
I think today's CRAZY day! So many crazy things happened and I met so many crazy people that i'm going insane myself [but im already insane]! let's see.
CRAZY issue #1: TELETUBBIES.
Valerie Soh, 13, was approached by professional english teacher miss chen [DUNNO WHAT AGE LAH!] regarding the class temporary seating arrangement plan. Fellow temporary class chairperson valerie teo, 13, was doing her commonwealth essay when the teacher told valsoh that the plan had been drawn the wrong way. "I'll draw up the permanent seating plan next time," said valteo, who is believed to be responsible for the wrong seating plan.
and of course, [back to informal writing again] the craziest thing that ahem miss chen said was erm "... i'm not a teletubby like you!"
HAHAHA!
CRAZY issue#2: THE FORGED SIGNATURE
Ever wondered how to spend your time purposefully? Hmmm. This morning, just before lit, Kay gave me a piece of paper which had a SIGNATURE on it. It was curvy, it was nice and it was very small. I then spent the whole lit lesson learning about the American Civil War and finally mastered the skill of forging that signature! A new-found artistic talent, I suppose?
CRAZY issue #3: THE "SEDUCTIVE LOOK"
On the morning of Friday, 13th January 2006, Michelle, 14, had successfully made a highly "seductive" look which was rumoured to make even the **fiercest people in the world faint.
"She can do such a seductive look that will make even a fierce fierce person faint!" said an excited celene.
CRAZY ISSUE #5: VALTEO'S RELAPSE
Valsoh and I had to sit nearest to the teachers during hall assembly so of course, we didn't talk very much. HOWEVER there were certain issues [inside jokes, sad to say] which sent the two of us laughing our heads off during those teensy-weensy moments when the teachers weren't watching us. OH, how naughty!
CRAZY ISSUE #6: THE JOKE THAT ONLY KIWI VALSOH AND VALTEO KNOW
Okay this is a totally inside joke but it's CRAZY too!
CRAZY ISSUE #7: GOING MAD WITH ZAFF
When I arrived back in class, I was laughing hysterically at the little inside joke we were talking about after assembly. And guess who bounded in? CUTE LITTLE ZAFF! zafirah zafoorah zaffy zaff! It all started when I met abu diy aqi and munirah and I casually tapped diy's tummy as if she were having a baby! Zaff started laughing her head off and pretty soon everyone else was laughing! And I was going around asking aqi abu diy aida and tessa if they were having babies and they said NO. and aqi said that abu was having a baby! HAHA abu! Well, all i can say is that zaff is really, really, reeeeaaally MAD. off her rocker! haha!
CRAZY ISSUE#8: PACMAN!
I met karmin today! WOOHOO! There I was, eating my rice all alone at one of the round tables when karmin suddenly appeared behind me! My junior, my junior! Great! We were talking about our teachers when I decided to show her mr lim's signature! When km saw it she said it looked somewhat like a smiling pacman with frizzy hair which made both of us LAFF again! haha! oh! LAFF, ZAFF!! No wonder Zaff likes to laff!
CRAZIEST THING TODAY: POKING WEITE.
hah! I was talking to two juniors from karmin's class when I saw this very familiar blue jacket appearing from behind the drink vending machines. The next thing I knew I was shouting "WEITE!!!!!!!!!!" Actually I didnt think it was her and I was only trying my luck, but when I walked over to the vending machines I realised that my eyesight wasn't really that atrocious. Apparently this UNIQUE crazy person frm the maths pro class is extremely worried about being late for third lang... haha... throughout the whole bus ride we were talking lots of nonsense until i nearly lost my voice and of coz POKING POKING POKING weite YAY!
*lulu says: OOOO*
hm
and wee sensei was rather nice today.
HAHAHA. i gtg now, blog another time o0kay?! (: