Wednesday, April 05, 2006
DORCAS
YAY YAHOO WHOOPEEDOO.Today was TOTAL ENLIGHTENMENT. I got 5/10 for history, which is the mark I get ALL THE TIME. How very frustrating. It's a shame coz I didn't manage to obtain that 60% (but michy and valsoh did so HAHA KEMAMA)
TOTAL ENLIGHTENMENT. because I had math tuition with my mum's ex student and he graduated from HCJC and he's a scholar and he's got a scholarship to study overseas omg! He'll be teaching me until the end of august, and after he's gone off to pursue his studies his friend will take over the tedious job of teaching me!
I'm going to write a nonsensical poem because I just feel high. HIGH! HIGH because I can do math! :) I'm going to work so hard to pass the retest next week. mrs 'mu choo, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE.
And I call this poem...
Viva La Focus
Dorcas- Viva La Focus
lovingly written by octeopus, inspired by both willy woolly wil and sotong valsoh
Dorcas, Dorcas, Viva La Focus
With a little bit of hocus pocus
Stare at your books
And you shall focus
Dorcas strolling down the street one day,
Bumped into a miss tay on the way
Sobbing, Dorcas began to say,
"Why you never focus, aiyo, miss tay!"
Dorcas got back her philo jounal one day,
She got EXCELLENT and was happy and gay
Smiling, Dorcas began to say,
"I succeed because I focus all the way!"
Dorcas doing work in class one day,
Willette dashed in, screaming, "HEY HEY HEY!"
Frowning, Dorcas began to say,
"Willette, I've lost my focus, now GO AWAY!"
Dorcas attending class one day,
The teacher told her it was the month of May
Rolling her eyes, Dorcas began to say,
"I'm trying to focus, okay?"
Dorcas, Dorcas, Viva La Focus
With a little bit of hocus pocus
Stare at your books
And you shall focus
Dorcas strolling down the street one day,
Bumped into a fat lady on the way
Wincing, Dorcas began to say,
"OH MAN NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!"
Dorcas! You're the cutest stingray in the world! :D
Octeopus rambled on and on and on, on
7:55 PM.
