Friday, May 02, 2008
c is still for cookie!

AHAHAHA POST-SS, POST-CHINESE PAPER TWO, POST-ENGLISH, POST-GEOG EUPHORIA!

Hah yitong's advice really worked! Slept relatively earlier and woke up at 5am to memorize geog, and the memory really does stay alot fresher compared to mugging late into the night before the big exam day. :D

I think gourmet was perpetually high right till the very end.

High Moment #1:
After geog, we started crapping non stop about various stuff, as usual. ah okay this is just to prepare you for the more highness to come. Oh right, we were crapping about the number of calculators we had to return to the CHEM AND MATH TEACHERS.

High Moment #2:
p/a/u/l s/e/g/a/r/r/a is the answer to everything (and every single question) in life.

It started out when wilz and I told the other two that we had to go return mr s/e/g/a/r/r/a's calculator at the level 1 staffroom. But dorcas and valsoh were still in the blur-sotong stage which often comes after you've been wracking your brain over geog for a good one and a half hour. aha.

wilz: eh dorcas why you going the other way?
dorcas: you and valteo go that way for what? (the way to the level1 staffroom)
wilz and I: P/A/U/L S/E/G/A/R/R/A.
valsoh and dorcas: hah?
wilz (in a very aiyo alamak tone): PAUL S/E/G/A/R/R/A lah!
me: we returning his calculator lah.
dorcas: OHHHHHH i thought we were going to split ways.
so we started asking more questions like....

what's your favourite food?
P/A/U/L/ S/E/G/A/R/R/A.

how are alternative energies good for the environment?
P/A/U/L/ S/E/G/A/R/R/A.

agree or disagree?
P/A/U/L/ S/E/G/A/R/R/A.

conclusion: our chem teacher is the answer to everything.


High Moment #4:
at the staffroom.
We couldn't find teacher so we decided to go call him using the telephones outside. And just as I picked up the phone, another person next to me picked up a second phone and all we could hear was each other speaking.
So the other gourmets were like, "eh later when you call teacher arh, we'll eavesdrop."
:D


High Moment #5:
Just as we were gonna call, we spotted mr.seg standing outside the staffroom, so we quickly ran over to him to return the calculator but he was busy talking to someone else. Tried putting the calculator in his pocket! :O
but in the end we did manage to return the calculator, and when we said we borrowed loads of calculators frm the math teachers his whole face was like O_o" which was just priceless man.


High Moment #6:
Chased another teacher at the third floor to return all the calculators we borrowed. And her whole face was also going O_O --> >:D ah so one of you was the one who borrowed my calculator ah!
never again.


High (Freaky) Moment #7:
wilz and valsoh had gone to the toilet, me and dorcas were kinda moping about in class packing our bags and such. We were talking about horror movies and spirits and things moving out of their own accord when suddenly the doors started opening and closing themselves, ALMOST SIMULTANEOUSLY.


High Moment #8 WHICH SERIOUSLY IS THE HIGHEST MOMENT IN A LONG, LONG TIME:
Me and dorcas finally decided to go toilet, and on the way to the toilet there's this rather low ledge which i jumped up halfway to touch. Then dorcas jumped up to try and touch it too, but when she landed back on earth we were like "OOPS." because dorcas almost jumped straight into a teacher, and the teacher was really trying to stifle a laugh before she walked off.
then we laughed and laughed and laughed and screamed inside the toilet.
now for the funny part.
When I got out of my cubicle, I thought dorcas was in one of the right side cubicles so I turned towards the right to talk to her, but THERE WAS NO ONE THERE ALL THE DOORS WERE OPEN. :O
And then suddenly I whirled around and dorcas was standing at the left side so I screamed and my hand was sort of pointing towards the right. Then she thought I was pointing at this scary roll of tissue hanging from nowhere so she turned to look at the right side and SHRIEKED, and we just ended up shrieking all the way back to class with a very good story to tell the other two gourmets.

Lunched at lido with valsoh and dorcas, plus waiian and yunxi who kindly provided us with chairs and a table, and becca yitong xinqi seetoh shimin elaine. pok seetoh and yitong (qian bian-ly) convinced valsoh dorcas and I to drink some queer-smelling japanese tea which they claimed could help you relive your past. It tasted like semi-strong coffee. I STILL THINK IT'S DILUTED BLACK COFFEE LEH YOU PEOPLE.



AHAHA coolz I'm promoting two davids to a david who promoted another david to me! :P david arh, thanks for the davidtao song, jiayou for physics man! (:

oh today was just incredibly cooktastickamagically high.