Sunday, October 02, 2005
The Two Pootheads

Today was FUN FUN FUN! Lulu and Xiaoyan came over for RS project. The two pootheads. After talking a whole lot of crap, we interviewed my mom. HEHE. here's wat happened:
-Lulu saw my underwear (not surprisingly)!
-Lulu and xiaoyan touched my dog! WOW what an achievement since i never dreamt that lulu'd bring herself to touch a dog.
-We did something today. Something which i shall call "POOT-LAPPING". Poot-lapping is fairly easy, just that you need the pootheads to do it with you, or it wouldn't be Poot-lapping. Lulu slumps into the huge huge couch. Valteo reluctantly sits on her and almost breaks lulu's left thighs. "Sorry i was unprepared," says lulu, and we restart the first part of Poot-lapping. Once again valteo plonks hard onto lulu's legs. Xiaoyan then plonks onto valteo's lap and poor lulu who is at the bottom, almost gets a heart attack. This is the best way to do POOT-LAPPING. sandwiching yourself between the pootheads is no easy task.
~~LULU TRIED MANY NEW, STRANGE AND WEIRD THINGS TODAY.~~
1) Lulu touched my dog! and enjoyed it too.
2) Lulu did POOT-LAPPING!
3) Lulu watched MTV Asia!!!!
4) Lulu logged into her msn messenger account. and asked me to hack it.
5) Lulu tried skating around the room in my big bulky heelys shoes! Poor Xiaoyan was typing our RS thing while I went to help the old grandma lulu who had problems with skating. How many times did she fall down or miss her footing? Too many to count. At least she heeled for probably 3 meters, all by herself? :)
6) I GAVE LULU PIANO LESSONS! bcoz lulu wanted to learn to play Yu Jian so badly that she asked me to teach her to play it. They were supposed to go home already but lulu insisted on piano lessons. So poor, poor, poor xiaoyan had to chat with magdalene on msn and play Free Cell while listening to lulu play wrong notes every few seconds. HAHA. xiaoyan went totally delirious. ah well. at least lulu learnt a bit of the song. :D

Right now i'm so tired that I think after doing my math assignment, i'll immediately sink into the bed and SLEEP. But i must watch Ju-On 2!!!

What is valteo doing now??
-Valteo is blogging and turning up the volume of the speakers because lulu told her to.
-Lulu is on the sofa eating grapes, looking at spastic photos and singing tong hua.
-Xiao Yan's sleeping with a crocodile.
everyone is doing spastic stuff!!!!! TONG HUA is killing me. My whole family is like crazy over it, my primary school friends are crazy over it and lulu is crazy over it. Lulu just found a stupid little ant in her soup... HAHAHAHAHAHA. RS rocks today! RS rocks and rocks and rocks! And now we know who is xiao yan's crush. heehee.... lulu i think u are going to choke on grapes soon. Don't sing and eat at the same time. :D

"GIVE ME BACK MY SHOES, VAL, BEFORE I RAPE YOU."
-CHEN LIANGZI, THE DELIRIOUS POOTHEAD FROM THE NORTH.