Saturday, May 14, 2005
Hah. a poem abt MANY teachers frm RSS
I poisoned old SusanWith a large bag of carbon.
I ate my own toe
When i saw mrs felicia koh.
I can't tell the difference between miss wong
and mr mike chong.
I went to cut off my eyebrow
With mrs chow.
I bought a cheap old ring
for mr singh.
I pretend I can't see
mrs lorraine lee.
I go to the toilet to pee
but never met mr lee.
BUT! i did go to the toilet to pee
and INSTEAD met mdm lee.
I made octopus tea
And gave it to miss lee.
I ate my yo-yo
At the sight of miss yeo.
I became spastic (SIAO)
When i met miss LiaO.
I got nothing to show
to mrs charmaine low.
I shoot myself with a toy gun
When i see mrs cindy gan.
I skipped all the way to the loo
To get the autograph of mdm lu
I see all the ah bengs, ah lians and ah kow
Before i get to see miss b low
I choke on smoke
When yun leng mentions miss loke.
I say, "oh my gawsh wow!"
To mrs howe.
Aha, I hear a cow moo!
It must be mrs khoo!
And i think mrs tng
is nicer than sng.
I look at the sky, i don't see the moon.
Oh wait, i see mrs boon.
I associate Mama ling meng
with mrs lim ng.
omg omg! there goes mdm ong!
but where the blazes is mr ong?
I know only one ah gua
And i also know only one mr chua.
AAAAND! finally.... you'd think i'd forget mom, but i didn't!
I think that no one is more chio
Than mrs parry teo.
duh, she's my mom!
HAH tat's the end of the poem. PPL who want a WRITTEN and AUTOGRAPHED copy, please contact me asap.
Funny rite?
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APPLAUSE PLEASE! ARIGATO GOZAIMASHITA!!!
Octeopus rambled on and on and on, on
7:46 PM.
