Thursday, June 29, 2006
elements day

I was reading Annie's blog archives just now. And to think I was multi-tasking! I was actually discussing CAP stuff with kayleigh!
I feel very blessed.
coz i've got so many friends by my side and my loving parents (who stay up as late as I am because they say they can't sleep if i'm still awake) and church where I can fellowship!
And of course, school.
I shudder to think what I'll turn into if I didn't have school. I'd be a bored old bore and I'd probably end up as an anti-social freak.
SCHOOL.
The most stressing, yet fun-tastical place anyone could go to.
Today was a VERY GOOD SCHOOL DAY. Mrs koh gave us five minutes to share the most enjoyable thing we did during the holidays. Having been dismissed the so-called ridiculous idea of going on a single holiday during the June hols (dad's too busy, mum has to go back to conduct classes and BOTH think that going on holidays are expensive.), I decided that the most enjoyable thing I did was GOING TO VALSOH'S HOUSE! Actually, there were a lot more fun things (like going for yian's recital, chatting on msn, waking up at 11am, playing pokemon for six hours straight, etc) I did. Just that they didn't cross my mind at that time.
Valsoh and I sat ourselves comfortably at some squashy furry chairs in the library and did our geography. HOORAY. library time with squiddy makes me high :) thanks for being a good friend squiddy X)
Aida and Weesian are both driving me nuts. Especially Aida. We decided to mime the actions for nursery rhymes while weesian sang the songs out loud. We were doing the "Little Indian Boys" song.
The best part of today was RECESS.
Willette and dorcas became HIGH at dangerously HIGH LEVELS, especially willette. Dorcas seems low but in actual fact she's high most of the time. First we started talking about philo.
Me: "EHH starting philo later leh!!!!"
Valsoh: "yarr i know you can't wait hor."
Me: "Let's vote willette for Philo Rep!"
Willette: "OI i told you already ah, I DONT WANT! Really leh if you like that then I don't wanna talk to you anymore!"
Dorcas: rant rant rant
Me: rant rant rant
Valsoh: (referring to willette) WOW. She's the man!
Me: "Okay okay! Willette! You're the man! I won't vote you as philo rep liao ok!"
Dorcas: (referring to me) "Whoa... He's the woman!"
THEN, valsoh took out her chem assignment and started referring to my answers.
Dorcas: "Wah, pro man! Still haven't do yet arh!"
Willette: "So late already still haven't hand in!"
Valsoh: "It's never too late!"
HAHAHAHA.
So we started talking about being stupid.
Me: "Ah Gong (annie) and Ah Ma (kiwan) are both very smart leh."
Willette: "ya hor. How come we all so stupid one?!"
valsoh: "recessive genes. Willette got recessive genes from ah gong and ah ma! (coz willette's supposed to be annie and kiwan's daughter, and i'm willette's husband)"
dorcas clobbers willette repeatedly on the head.
Me: "You know what? Ah gong has TALL CHROMOSOMES. That's why he's so tall. And ah gong's brain cells are tall. That's why ah gong is so smart."
everyone goes crazy. We decided to talk about the Radioactive Isotope assignment on the way up to our classroom.
Dorcas introduces herself as a very distinguished, classy Xenon atom.
Willette and valsoh became carbon-12 and carbon-14.
AND GUESS WHAT I BECAME.
a VALENCE shell.
I'm supposed to revolve round and round valsoh and willette. Valsoh and willette are joined together in a VERY WEIRD BOND.
When we went back up to class, Kiwan became KILLIUM. Dorcas is DORLLIUM, Willette's WILLIUM, and valsoh and I are both VALLIUM, i suppose. Then I thought of something nice.
"ANEMONIUM!"
Annie looked up. HOORAY GRANDPA ISN'T THAT OLD COZ AT LEAST HE RESPONDED TO HIS NEW NICKNAME. clever grandpa.
I changed anemonium to ammonia. Just that annie the ammonia doesn't stink the way ammonia does :)
Then, we played a funtastic game of LAO YING ZHUO XIAO JI (Translation: Old Eagle Catches Little Chickens). Willette and valsoh were hiding behind me because I was the "Mother Chicken", which meant that I had to protect willette and valsoh from getting caught by Dorcas, who was the eagle. DORCAS YOUR ARMS ARE TOO SHORT FOR MY LONG ARMS.
dorcas makes a funky eagle, and I can't imagine how many times I stepped on valsoh and willettes' feet.
tit for tat, valsoh.
valsoh loves mrs koh and geography.
OH HOW I LOVE THE SEAFOOD FAMILY AND OUR CRAZINESS!