Sunday, November 27, 2005
ahma's best joke.
my dad always says that if you wanted to get to know my grandma better, all you'd have to do would be to sit down and have a good chat with her. The stories she tells are truly baffling, but hilarious and entertaining at the same time. The best thing is that most of the time she never tries to crack jokes but little does she know that the things she say can make us all laugh and gag and scream and choke and guffaw. Here's her best "joke" so far:This afternoon, while we were having rice at the cantonese restaurant, my grandma suddenly said in her most serious, grim voice:
"My friend told me that she died from choking on rice."
Do you get the joke???? this is wat my father said as he laughed until he went mad:
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"How did your friend tell you that when she's already dead?"